The QB Coddle

High priced, high valued Quarterbacks are drafted every year, and this past year was no exception with Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariota going 1 and 2 in the 2015 NFL Draft.

But College Quarterback sensation is one thing — NFL Quarterback is another. We’ve seen enough failures and busts to know that the sea of difference is pretty vast. But that doesn’t stop NFL General Managers from taking a chance. After all, there are enough Peyton Mannings and Andrew Lucks to defend the practice of aiming high.

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It’s worth noting, however, that the picks following Manning and Luck were Ryan Leaf (the busty-ist of the busts) and Robert Griffin III (on the verge of joining the Bust Club).

So how can you safeguard against failure? This is a serious topic of conversation in War Rooms around the league leading up to the draft. General Managers, head coaches, assistant coaches, ball boys, WAGs – anyone with a thoughtful premise is welcome.

One solution offered and practiced is the Apprentice program. That is, let the rookie watch and learn from an experienced NFL Quarterback. Well, the only problem with that is that you drafted Mr. Sensation in the first round, gave them a huge signing bonus, and you’re selling a lot of his jerseys, offering him up as the future and de facto present face of the franchise. Asking him to stand on the sideline while wearing a ball cap and holding a clipboard is a bit of a bait and switch.

So play them! Okay, that’s the easy decision. But “play them” equates to “throw them into the lion’s den with raw gazelle strapped to their torso.” The game in the NFL is fast and harsh compared to the college game. That’s been well documented.

So what they’ve come up with after all these years is the Quarterback Coddle. The Coddle is the NFL’s version of the nice Jewish grandmother. It’s a reassurance that everything’s going to be okay, and no one’s going to hurt him. But it’s more than just about telling a player he’s a good boy.

It’s actually manifested in the design of the playbook. Don’t bombard him with too much information. Avoid fancy multi-pattern reads. Have him focus on a specific area of the field or two specific players to read. If things get too hot or too confusing, check down to a safety net that will always be available.

But wait – there’s a problem with the QB Coddle. It’s not sexy. It’s passive. Where are the big numbers?   Playing safe, middle-of-the-road conservative doesn’t win big and doesn’t win often. The Coddle runs diametrically opposed to how much these Quarterbacks are getting paid as well as fans’ expectations.  You’re aiming for 6-10 not 12-4! A lot of very key supporters are likely to get upset and rescind their support. And one of them is the QB himself!

Young, brash, successful QBs are at no loss for confidence. They were the kings in college. They have every reason to expect to be the kings in the NFL (especially when you give them so much money). They know they’re not going to be Ryan Leaf or JaMarcus Russell. Well, confidence is nice, but it rarely aligns with reality. And the Coddle is that perfect balance between success and the likelihood of failure. And the first person to the success side is the first person who embraces the Coddle.

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Marcus Mariota may have a world of talent. He may have a brain sharper than the Scarecrow’s. But true sharpness of mind comes when you accept the Coddle and live within the limitations of the Coddle – even if you’re sure you can handle more. Don’t worry, young buck. Success will come. But first, enjoy a warm blanket and some chicken soup.